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Here we are now, entertain us...

Everyone, check out StripCreator! It's a fun little tool that lets you storyboard simple cartoons. Pretty nifty! (be sure to register here if you're going to create a strip).Although it's a limited...

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Lily pad Illin'

consiliencer happens to be a very talented rap artist, and he has begun composing the music and lyrics for the Moneyfrog album:We intend get this thing recorded and make it funny, catchy, irreverent,...

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MAGNETIC (poem)

MAGNETICno gown between her ship & Iblack water fondles youpart white like every wave un-redlove-s naked raw & bluetrembling at night we playof one together twoand the diamond garden language,...

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Soylent Video Codec...it's MADE BY PEOPLE!

It can get very trippy, and more than a little scary, when we think about how our environment is intrinsically recycled, and that our spare parts are passing between each other constantly. In the...

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GROUNDED (poem)

GROUNDEDthese 3 prong Plugs can be no usemy thoughts have tripped the central Fusethough all Potentials might well beI'm wired at 0 Volts D.C.Geeky electrical engineering rhyme of no particular...

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Incompetence vs. Malice

So I've been through hell yet again in the last couple of weeks, leading me to emphasize the question to people: "How do you tell the difference between malice and incompetence?"I meta education...

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You find God in the church of your choice

Last Thoughts On Woody Guthrie by Bob DylanThere's this book comin' out, an' they asked me towrite something about Woody...Sort of like "What does Woody Guthrie mean to you?" intwenty-five words...And...

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Experiences at Harborview Medical Center

(please read The Aerial View as a companion to this article.)In 2003, I was taken to Harborview Hospital for being a nuisance around my building, and my neighbors were confused and concerned. I was...

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The Future===> of SP.AM

Today I received an email which read "ELNARGE Y0RU PE|NS chock hedgehog", which gave me a chuckle. On top of that, the mail was in HTML format with a rather fascinating artistic way in which the...

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Experiences at King County Jail

(please read The Aerial View as a companion to this article.)I was arrested on the street on April 28th, 2004. Much as when I was taken to the hospital, I didn't have a problem with the idea of being...

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To Whom It May Concern

(please read The Aerial View as a companion to this article.)To Whom It May Concern,I have a degree in electrical engineering from Cornell University and a strong career track record with Microsoft and...

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Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

http://www.noonelikesyou.net/TFT-robots/...and courtesy of the SNL Transcripts Site (featuring 2,334 transcripts from "Saturday Night Live"!), the Old Glory Insurance ad:Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband...

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THE GIFT (poem)

THE GIFThumans are buried alive in their bubblesthe rubble of wrappersrefuse to revisetill completethey unknowwhat the pack advertisedso if you should unwrap one a word to the wise:retain your receipts...

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COMEBACK (poem)

COMEBACKShoved every last cardthru the door in the ceilingthen poured through the glasssplattered with feelings reflecting the shatterwhich shuttered my mind…I’M NOT COMING BACKI’M NOT COMING BACKEach...

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MYSTERY (poem)

MYSTERYI placed a box inside anotherone box showedone box coveredone secret's mineone not revealedthe inner boxby others sealedIf I pack a box, I know a "secret" because I know what I put in it. Yet...

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Benefits and Hazards of "Mental Health Court"

(please read The Aerial View as a companion to this article.)If we are to believe in justice in our society, we have to have faith that no one should need to break laws to be happy. Therefore, anyone...

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REVELATION (poem)

REVELATIONLost upon the causal seaI’m sickened by the saltthat fell from favorwith the saviorfor it can’t affect the rotEdicts must have been in orderFor I couldn’t sleep at alltook two tabletsin my...

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THE WATCHMAN (poem)

THE WATCHMANHe wears a watch upon each wristhis left is bluethe right is redBlue is set five minutes backAnd right is five aheadSo if you ask him for the timeThen just his sleeveAnd he will knowIf your...

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FINISH LINE (poem)

FINISH LINEI ran mechanicalas broken clockworkeach alarming minuteturned metal to ribbonheartstrings snappedlike thin red tape gears spinning so fastI forgot to say

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REGRET (poem)

REGRETI asked those questions  long agoof Heaven's lofts  and realms belowshe sadly smiled,said "I don't know -  but hell is where    the quitters go."

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GREEN (poem)

GREENfrom out of a keyholetoo long look-ed throughcame an inkling that inkled(as inklings oft do)and I knew then I'd lost itdistracted becauseof the has that had beenand the never that wasthis...

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TURNAROUND TIME (poem)

TURNAROUND TIMESweeping the dreamscapewere radian clocks --ticking and talking to meas I watched themclean every man's mind.They didn't clear mine.It appears I was flawed!A sick voodoo godwho...

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DOSE OF REALITY (poem)

DOSE OF REALITYthough its existence some might doubtthere *is* a sugarcandy mountwhose saccharine peakone soon discoversis much more Equal than the others

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May You Live In 'Interesting' Times

Hello reader. Whatever has brought you here, I hope you find something of use in this journal.I've stopped keeping it, partially because blogging is kind of silly. But more importantly, because I wish...

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Request for Jail Photographs

note: I backdated this entry, but that doesn't stop it from showing up on your "recent posts" lists, apparently!To: Ken Ray (DAJD director, King County) Date: January 12, 2005Subject: Request for Jail...

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